{"id":469,"date":"2012-08-09T14:47:31","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T20:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firmwarez.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2012-08-19T14:44:43","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T20:44:43","slug":"dead-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firmwarez.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"Dead Mouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;deadmouse><\/p>\n<p>Dead Mouse.  Not to be confused with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dead_mau5\" target=\"_blank\">deadmau5<\/a>.  Dead mouse.  Ex mouse.  &#8221; It&#8217;s dead, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I took a job with a firm that said all the right things.  They needed my skills to grow.  Good with words, poor with actions.  This dead mouse is representative of the entire experience.<\/p>\n<p>The mouse has been dead for over a year and a half. Our poor rodent met its end shortly before a 2011 visit from a major customer and prime contractor for military hardware.  One of the principals of the firm saw the mouse, and covered it. He didn&#8217;t get his hands dirty throwing away the mouse, or confront the problem by delegating to employees.  He covered it.  Hid the mouse.<\/p>\n<p>Now perhaps there is a very valid reason for this.  The mouse was of course in an ITAR compliant lab.  So perhaps, having met his end in such a controlled space, the mouse couldn&#8217;t just be thrown away.  Perhaps being an ITAR compliant dead mouse, some obscure regulation forbid the disposal of the carcass in a manner where it could be accessed by foreign nationals.<\/p>\n<p>According to my intel, a year and a half later, the mouse is still in this lab.<\/p>\n<p>This is why some firms don&#8217;t grow; why they seem to slam in to an invisible barrier.  Owners fret and workers scramble, they try &#8220;everything&#8221; to fix the problems.  Everything that is, except throw away the dead mouse.  The barrier isn&#8217;t invisible if you stop hiding it and admit to the ugly reality.  Most firms face problems that aren&#8217;t a surprise; they aren&#8217;t a mystery.  They are staring you right in the face, just man up and admit it.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s a dead mouse in the room and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HkRknK8F7NI\" target=\"_blank\">nopony is dancing<\/a>, do something about it. You lead from the front.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadmau5.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/6\/67\/Deadmau5.png\" alt=\"deadmau5\" width=\"444\"\/><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\nI have been asked &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t _you_ take care of the mouse?  How dare you question someone else&#8217;s leadership?&#8221;  Well, by the time I became aware of deadmouse, the whole thing had become something of a joke to me.  I&#8217;m a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hacker_%28term%29\" target=\"_blank\">hacker<\/a>, we&#8217;re known for having distorted senses of humor.  Guilty as charged, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firmwarez.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/5d2593adb12e52ff8b63f09699e6c753.png\" target=\"_blank\">deal with it.<\/a>  In another environment I would have taken the initiative and correctly disposed of the dead mouse.  Since this mouse was surrounded by crap, garbage, and a technology museum of outdated junk lab gear, I didn&#8217;t.  If you hire me and want me to do an upstanding professional job for you, you better do an upstanding professional job for yourself.  If you just cover the dead mouse, I will, without guilt, laugh at you.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;\/deadmouse><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;deadmouse> Dead Mouse. Not to be confused with deadmau5. Dead mouse. Ex mouse. &#8221; It&#8217;s dead, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s wrong with it.&#8221; So I took a job with a firm that said all the right things. They needed my skills to grow. Good with words, poor with actions. 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